What's the most fucked up shit you've eaten high?

[fucnluc]

Drunk or on drugs, even if it was delicious at the time.

So high, I just made some chicken with tabasco sauce and dipped it in cream cheese, CREAM CHEESE. It was fucking delicious, but I'm going to wake up with a stomach ache.

 

[royboy_3831]

"It was fucking delicious" :missingte

I remember once I had some peanut butter and syrup, which is pretty standard. Then dumped some rice crispies and cut up a banana, dumped that in too. Actually think it was pretty damn good.

 

[JakeT.]

Wasn't high but was drunk and ate fruit loops with water cause we had no milk. That's the best I can do...

 

[kingbill]

I made an Ice Cream Sandwich with wonderbread

 

[royboy_3831]

Wasn't high but was drunk and ate fruit loops with water cause we had no milk. That's the best I can do...

One of my buddies poured a bottle of bud light in a bowl with frosted flakes and ate every bit. Disgusting.

 

[mr21]

Slightly drunk and high as fuck - made burritos with tortillas, salami, and cream cheese. Also ate a couple pounds of doritos and ended up puking from eating too much. Even dogs know to stop eating when their stomachs are full.

 

[WVU]

taco bell

 

[roach23]

man i've eaten lots of disgusting shit when i was fucked up. In college i used to make ghetto pizza....a piece of toast, ketchup and a kraft single.

i've also had the toast with taco bell sauce.

 

[JakeT.]

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man i've eaten lots of disgusting shit when i was fucked up. In college i used to make ghetto pizza....a piece of toast, ketchup and a kraft single.

i've also had the toast with taco bell sauce.

I call this my ghetto sandwich...

I get two pieces of bread and put salt and garlic seasoning in between. Put the pieces together and eat. I do that sober though (and generally broke).

 

[steaktartar]

not sure if this counts because i wasnt eating but i was pounding homeade dacharys one night and ran out of frozen fruit all i had in the freezer was green beans or cauliflower so of course i made green bean dacharys..........drank a few of them not real good

 

[Valuebets]

Got high once in college and couldn't find any food laying around so instead went for a bowl of dog food cereal. :smoking:

 

[kid44]

I could write a cookbook on things I have crafted when disturbed.

 

[5starbomb]

I was high out of my mind last night and ate out my gf for an hour or so

 

[Timetopay]

I ate bird shit that landed on my shoulder...

 

[JakeT.]

I ate bird shit that landed on my shoulder...

You are the luckiest ****** in the world. :drink:

 

[fucnluc]

I was high out of my mind last night and ate out my gf for an hour or so

You're right that's some fucked up shit.

 

[WVU]

I was high out of my mind last night and ate out my gf for an hour or so

No need to exaggerate. Not too many women read the rubber room posts. You may as well just come out and say you ate your GF's snatch for 6 minutes until you couldn't take it anymore so you busted a nut inside her 4 minutes later. It's ok. I know how 10 minutes can seem like 60.

:drink:

 

[RaoulDuke]

I was tripping once and had no mixer for vodka so I drank vodka with milk..

Same night still tripping I ate a 7 course korean meal (with the beatles playing in the background) with my friends parents that was some fucked up shit. Hot as hell and some weird ass meat and fish was quite trippy to look at.

 

[xpanda]

Two pounds of smoked salmon at four in the morning, after a night of hard tequila drinking. Tummy hurt pretty good the next day.

Raoul: try adding about two ounces of Coke to your drink, plus a half ounce or so of Khalua. Not bad, if you can take the sweet.

 

[RupertPupkin]

I ate my pet moray eel when I was stoned to the bejesus belt after it died in homage to it. When I was 19 I lived in a full on party house. We were stoned half the time and drunk the other half , We had all the parlor games there , pool table , fooseball , dart board , sega genesis and our pinnacle - the salt water aquarium. We had trigger fish , a grouper , a puffer , a clown fish , some scum suckers and of course - The Moray eel - which we fed gold fish too and watched in delight as the big beast would hunt down his pray and devour ruthlessly. We would feed it dead shrimp also. One summer during a torrid heat wave and temperatures topping 100+ for multiple days straight , we realized it was impossible to keep the salt water aquarium at the proper temperature of 79-84 degrees ... well even with giant blocks of ice in the tank eventually the fish started floating to the top and finally even ol' eeely was the last to go. "Well not too worry" said my good buddy an aspiring chef - Kevin Ostrander quickly pointed out. He then fileted the eel up , put some butter on a pan and fried it ... we broke out the bong and smoked on down before we ate the little guy ... ( could have used some lemon ... )